Monkey: "I love fighting shows. Because I love fighting. It's the best."
Mrs. Z: "I hear you love fighting shows, but fighting is about hurting people. And we don't like to hurt people."
Monkey: "No one gets hurt from fighting."
Mrs. Z: "Even on shows where they're pretending, sometimes accidents happen and people still get hurt."
CRACK
Mrs. Z: "DID YOU JUST HEAD BUTT ME TO SHOW ME THAT FIGHTING DOESN'T HURT?!?!"
Monkey: "Yeah."
Mrs. Z: "YOU ARE INCORRECT, SIR."
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