Monday, November 7, 2011

Things Monkey Said Today

"I don't like you because I love Daddy."

"There's a monster in my mouth. My food is afraid of it. That's why the food comes back out of my mouth."

"And after the elephant is the North Pole."

1 comment:

Scott S. Semester said...

This, of course, is not something from today, but it is in the All-Time Classic Monkeyisms, as far as I'm concerned:

"If I was in this movie, I would kill them all." (The movie in question? "Polar Express.")