...who had a great time at the Zoo with Grandma and Grandpa T a few weeks back.
Hope you have a spooky Halloween!
All the business of Monkey
Friday, October 30, 2009
Happy Halloween!
May we present our little dinosaur...
...who had a great time at the Zoo with Grandma and Grandpa T a few weeks back.
...who had a great time at the Zoo with Grandma and Grandpa T a few weeks back.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
A Letter from Monkey
Dear Interwebs,
I have been very busy lately with several exciting experiments. Unfortunately my camera crew is not nearly quick enough to document all of them, which I find most distressing. How will I preserve my discoveries for posterity without photo evidence?? Seriously, interwebs. Seriously.
They did manage to capture one of my most brilliant new methodologies: advanced utensil manipulation protocol, or AUMP. Unfortunately, this video is several weeks old so it does not reflect the true measure of my mastery, but I think you get the general idea:
I do like to switch hands often, but I generally have more success with the right hand.
Other new discoveries include the phrases: "What's that?" and "Me do" as well as pinpointing the locations of head, shoulders, knees, belly, feet, toes, ears, nose, and mouth. I am getting closer to eyes but for the sake of safety have decided to use a more lateral marker for the time being. I am very sad to see the end of swimming season, but to console myself in the meantime I have decided to practice floating in the bathtub. It is coming along brilliantly.
This morning involved a very exciting project involving the sleeping jail and my new favorite things in the whole wide world: Allen wrenches!! Interwebs, I could Allen wrench or screwdrive all day long. Do you have any home improvement projects that involve Allen wrenches or screwdrivers? I am available to assist you, if so. Making the connection between tool and bolt is very difficult and requires the concentration of a master. How lucky for you that I willing to instruct you in these complicated techniques!
And now, I must don my disguise for trickery at the Zoo. Obviously I can not tell you what this disguise is, but I will give you a hint: there won't be any of these creatures in the zoo habitats!
I bid you good day, Interwebs.
-Monkey
I have been very busy lately with several exciting experiments. Unfortunately my camera crew is not nearly quick enough to document all of them, which I find most distressing. How will I preserve my discoveries for posterity without photo evidence?? Seriously, interwebs. Seriously.
They did manage to capture one of my most brilliant new methodologies: advanced utensil manipulation protocol, or AUMP. Unfortunately, this video is several weeks old so it does not reflect the true measure of my mastery, but I think you get the general idea:
I do like to switch hands often, but I generally have more success with the right hand.
Other new discoveries include the phrases: "What's that?" and "Me do" as well as pinpointing the locations of head, shoulders, knees, belly, feet, toes, ears, nose, and mouth. I am getting closer to eyes but for the sake of safety have decided to use a more lateral marker for the time being. I am very sad to see the end of swimming season, but to console myself in the meantime I have decided to practice floating in the bathtub. It is coming along brilliantly.
This morning involved a very exciting project involving the sleeping jail and my new favorite things in the whole wide world: Allen wrenches!! Interwebs, I could Allen wrench or screwdrive all day long. Do you have any home improvement projects that involve Allen wrenches or screwdrivers? I am available to assist you, if so. Making the connection between tool and bolt is very difficult and requires the concentration of a master. How lucky for you that I willing to instruct you in these complicated techniques!
And now, I must don my disguise for trickery at the Zoo. Obviously I can not tell you what this disguise is, but I will give you a hint: there won't be any of these creatures in the zoo habitats!
I bid you good day, Interwebs.
-Monkey
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Monkey Goes on a Punkin Hunt
Many thanks to Aunt M(WF) for taking some awesome shots of our trip to the punkin patch this weekend! You can see the full (unedited) album here.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Labor Day Photos
Photos from Uncle N & Aunt A of Monkey and Cousin R on Labor Day weekend:
Bwahahaha! My secret plan to solo swim took everyone by surprise!
Remember how five minutes ago I dove headfirst into this lake?
That was sooo funny!!
Totally innocent.
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