Monday, March 9, 2009

A Letter from Monkey

Dear Mr. Z -

I would like to keep you updated on today's experiments so that you are fully briefed upon our return. It is a shame you are not exploring this exotic locale with us, as there is just so much science to be done here! Here are a few of today's highlights (although I assure you that there were even more experiments performed than are listed here):

Drove boats.Made sounds.
Studied amphibians.
(Alligators as well as turtles, the turtles being the more exciting.)
Joined NASA.
Enjoyed zero gravity.
Bubbles. They are highly suspicious.
Rode a horse.
Mastered rock climbing.
Tamed a twister.

All of this before the afternoon siesta, of course. In the evening I enjoyed a rousing game of cross-species soccer, an excellent meal of peas, rice and whole grains, and a raucous bath.

How was your day?

Love, Monkey

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